So today I learned that when you apply popularly-accepted headcanon you can make the Hero’s Shade even more depressing.
The amazing pervert….. well then
the cute shrine maiden
the badass zombie
The badass detective- I’m Sherlock Holmes!
The Amazing Pirate… Color me unsurprised. >:D
I got the moron pirate……..
The Moron Sensei…?
Shit, I’m actually a sensei. What does this say about me?
The Undead Princess….
Even though I consciously realize how stupid it is, whenever a TV show/movie/song references or says the name of my city/state/general area, my brain always gets really excited and goes, “HEY HEY THAT’S ME! THEY SAY PLACE AND I AM PLACE! ME FEEL IMPORTANT! THEY TALK ABOUT ME!”
When you’re in public wearing merch and you see someone else wearing merch of the same thing so you just kinda subtly make your merch more visible in hopes that they’ll notice you
Me (when I was little): -reads a book to get sleepy. falls asleep 5 minutes later-
Me (now): -reads a book to get sleepy. stays up all night trying to finish the book to see how it ends- DO THEY LIVE?!